Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Are You Joking- Thanksgiving Edition













1. What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin?

Use a pumpkin patch.

2. Why did the cranberry blush?

It saw the turkey dressing.

3. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much.

4. What did the ocean say when it saw the Mayflower crossing?

Nothing. It just waved.

5. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?

Scholar ships. 

 

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